Label Me

I wish that men came with labels. We label important things so that we can communicate with other people even if we are not in the same room.

Labels can have anything from instructions, to warnings, to barcodes, to information on them. So if a restaurant wants to warn you that there are hazardous materials in the area they would probably use a Safety Label. If I was to ship you something they would use a custom label that had a barcode on it, so they could track where it is going, and if I wanted to replace your cell phone cover you could go to the mall and buy one or you could create  a graphic overlay.

So if it is so easy to label items we use everyday then why didn't we invent a label for a man. I wish when we are introduced to a new man, that on their forehead there is a big sign that says who they really are, so that you don't spend several years figureing it out and then its too late. My best friend's husband's  label would read hard worker, wants kids, hate dogs, controlling, jealous, and may have another girlfriend. She and her husband of 15 years are now in the process of getting a divorce.  Oh wait, what about this label; married with children, when I was 20 I met a guy that I went out with for a couple of months. I met his parnets, siblings, and friends only to find out he was married with two kids. How lovely.


Maybe one day label companies like Data Graphics will think it is a good idea as well, because that’s a label I would spend hundreds on.


So Let’s Label away!!